Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Snews with Lex and Mais: 8 things you probably didn't know about orgasms



SNEWS


8 Things you probably didn't know about orgasms 

 Here is an interesting fact, When you have an intense orgasm your vagina contracts 8 to 12 times each lasting 4.0 to 9.6 seconds.  That adds up to over two minutes of continuous mind bending bliss

 A study published last year in the journal hormones and behavior confirmed that the shorter the distance between a woman's clitoris and vagina less than 2.5 centimeters is ideal, the easier it is for her partner to stimulate her supersensitive areas.  Some women were just born to orgasm.  

So here's a new reason to go to the gym Spontaneous non sexual orgasms can be caused by increased blood flow to the genitals combined with vibration or contact with the clitoris.  Exercise-induced orgasms, in particular, seem to have been the gym addicts best-kept secret.

Orgasms experienced during sex cause us to release 400 times more prolactin- which tend to make people feel sleep-than from those from masturbation which is why women still feel alert enough to clean the bathroom or make some dinner after a masturbations session.  So if you have some stuff to do during the day maybe just give yourself a tickle.  if not maybe take the time to have some sex and then take a nap.

The surge of oxytocin that occurs during orgasm triggers a release of feel-good endorphins that act as powerful pain relievers. So actually ladies no more using the I have a headache excuse.  The orgasm will actually take away that pain.

The cervix can actually be used to gain orgasm.  Some women love to feel the pain and the pleasure of pressure on the cervix.

Sex during your period can help clean out some of the lining and debris.  Maybe you or partner feel squeamish during that time but don't worry just take care of it yourself.  It can help prevent endometriosis

The older you get the better the orgasm!  That is one reason to look forward to getting older!

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Monday, July 29, 2013

Get Stoopid With Lex and Mais

GET STOOPID



Netflix Pick of the Week

This week on netflix we have been very entertained by a netflix original called Orange is the new black which is created by Jenji Kohan who created weeds.  It is a comedy drama, our favorite, about a woman named Piper Chapman (played by Taylor Schilling) who turns herself into jail for smuggling drug money for her girlfriend, that's right I said girlfriend.  Seems as though Piper used to be a lesbian and during that time she is helping her lesbian girlfriend Alex (played by Laura Prepon) who you might remember from that 70's show, smuggle drug money and of course they get caught.  Piper skips court and jail for 10 years and during that time she gets a boyfriend, apparently being a les didn't work out that well and because she wants to clear her plate and conscious she decides to turn herself into the woman's correctional facility.   Of course the ex girlfriend is in jail with Piper so that puts an interesting spin on the whole thing.  I honestly feel bad for Pipers boyfriend. Larry (played by Jason Biggs) You might remember him from American pie  Poor guy is waiting miserably for his fiancĂ© to get out of prison and I believe she is in prison for a full year.  He proposes to her before she goes in and she accepts but every episode it seems that he is really regretting that decision.  After all he has to go to bed alone at night while Piper is doing who knows what with her ex girlfriend in prison.   The whole show is great because it really develops the characters and tells a great story.  It's funny and witty and very entertaining and Alex is one hot lesbian.  Yummy!!

The Hot Lesbian, Alex


Website of the Week



This weeks website is called stumble upon.com and it is the bomb!!  It is sort of like pinterest but better. There is more variety, more crazy stuff to read, and learn, and look at and it is super fun!!  You can customize your profile so stumble gives you things that you are interested in.  We have come across some of the craziest art and all sorts of awesome recipe blogs and different entertainment ideas.  Honestly it is AWESOME!! 


Urban Dictionary word:  Inmate

Someone in prison, they usually hate the clothes they wear due to their unoriginality. Making fun of them will get you spat at or murdered.

Thanks for checking out the blog today.  We hope we enlightened your day.  If you want to hear the show just scroll down and hit play or visit our website at lexandmais.com.

GOOD TALK!!






Sunday, July 28, 2013

Food For Health with Lex and Mais: Summer Squash and Apricot


Food For Health
Summer Squash and Apricots




 There are actually quite a few different varieties of summer squash  we've got yellow squash which are elongated and some have crooked necks.  When they are overripe they turn into warted gourds. Zucchini squash which is green and everyone knows about the zucchini squash, pattypan squash are an old type of summer squash that produce fruits that are plump like flying saucers with scalloped edges. 

 Summer squash is a rich source of Vitamin A and C, magnesium, fiber, folate, riboflavin, phosphorus, potassium and Vitamin B6. In addition, it is high in manganese, a mineral which helps the body process fats, carbohydrates, and glucose.

Squash contains almost no fat at all so it is very heart friendly.  Summer squash is particularly high in concentrations of beta carotene and lutein. Dietary lutein helps to prevent loss of eye sight.  The beta carotene and the Vitamin C in squash make it a preventative veggie to cancers.  The manganese in squash helps take away the symptoms of PMS so lets put that in our salads and eat it!   

  Summer squash is good for your health so why not plant it in your garden?  Here are a few tips for those of you who have some summer squash planted in your garden and for those of you who plan on planting it in the future.  If you are looking for summer squash to cut up and cook up as a simple vegetable, you might want to pick it earlier.  When the squash is smaller, it tends to be more tender.  The larger the summer squash gets, the tougher the skin and seeds are.  These are better for things like zucchini bread and muffins or you can stuff the squash by taking the seeds out, adding whatever you want to stuff it with and then baking it up.

 Summer squash like any other veggie in the garden face the challenges of insects.  To defend your plants from pests cover them with row covers held up with stakes or hoops until the plants begin to bloom.  Once the plants are big and healthy they will produces well despite the pest challenges. Powdery mildew is a late summer disease best prevented by growing resistant varieties so when you are buying the starts for your garden take a look at the tag and the ones with the letter pm which stands for powdery mildew resistant are the ones to get. especially here in Hawaii


 This weeks fruit is Apricot.  Yummy!!  We love apricots they are so yum yum and they are little and cute. mmmmm we could eat a million of them and that would be ok because apricots are good for you. Apricots are high in fiber so they are a good thing to eat for those times when you are feeling a little backed up.  This tiny little fruit is good for digestion and has been known to kill intestinal worms. ewwwww

 Like the summer squash it is high in beta carotene making is perfect for the eyes and also helps prevent Alzheimer's disease.  Apricots are cancer fighters and help to reduce the risk of heart disease.

 Apricot is high in iron so it is good to help treat anemia.  I happen to be a little bit anemic so I am so happy to find a fruit that I can eat to help with that instead of popping an iron pill.  Apricots help to relieve asthma and bronchitis.  Got sore ears?  Apricot oil is said to be good for ears and your skin.

  If you want to plant and apricot you can grow it right from the stone after you are done eating the fruit.  The longer you keep the stone exposed to air the lesser the chance of being able to germinate.  The best way is to crack the stone and get the little almond shaped seed out of the middle. 




 The soil that you use should be sandy and unfertilized.  This helps to prevent mold.  After you plant the seed is important to keep the soil moist.  After that it just takes patience.  It could take up to a year for the seed to germinate.  But once it grows it will be so worth it!!

  I am totally trying this out!  hey if you already have an apricot tree and you are wondering how to prune it the correct way here are a few tips.  You should prune your tree in late August.  Cut out the two year or older branches that are starting to bend down.  Remove shoots from the middle of the tree.  



Recipes


Summer Squash Fritter

Ingredients
  • 2 zucchini, shredded using a box grater
  • 2 yellow squash, shredded using a box grater
  • 2 eggs, lightly whisked
  • 4 heaping tablespoons flour
  • 1/4 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese
  • big pinch salt and pepper
  • 2 tablespoons oil
Instructions
  1. To prepare squash for fritter mixture you must squeeze all of the water out first. Take a small batch of shredded zucchini and squash and place in the center of a clean dish towel. Pull sides of dish towel up and standing over your sink turn into a ball by twisting - squeezing all of the water out of the vegetable in the process. Repeat a couple of times per batch. Place squeezed shredded zucchini and squash into a large mixing bowl.
  2. Add eggs to shredded zucchini and squash and using a fork, combine. Add a big pinch of salt and freshly ground pepper along with 4 heaping tablespoons of flour. Gently stir until mixture is combined.
  3. Heat a nonstick skillet over medium high heat. Add oil to pan. Using a fork, scoop out a small amount of fritter mixture (about a heaping tablespoon worth) and place into skillet. Using your utensil, carefully spread out the fritter mixture to form a small thin pancake shape. Cook each fritter for about 3-4 minutes on each side, or until golden brown.

Kale Quinoa Apricot Salad

1 cup quinoa
2 cups water
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 1/2   tablespoons course-grain Dijon mustard
1/3 cup plain low-fat kefir
1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper
Pinch salt
3 tablespoons olive oil
4 cups finely chopped, washed kale
1 can (15 to 16 ounces) kidney beans, rinsed and drained
1 1/2  cups pitted and diced fresh apricots (about 4 medium) or 1 cup dried apricots, diced
1/4 red onion, coarsely chopped
1/4 cup fresh cilantro

Instructions
Heat a large saucepan over medium heat. Add quinoa and toast until fragrant and slightly darker in color, about 2 minutes. Add the water, cover, and bring to a simmer. Reduce heat to medium-low, and continue to simmer until water is absorbed and quinoa is cooked, about 20 minutes. Cool quinoa to lukewarm. Make the dressing by whisking the garlic, cumin, mustard, kefir, pepper, and salt. Slowly whisk in the oil. Place remaining ingredients—kale, kidney beans, apricots, onion, and cilantro—in a large bowl. Add quinoa and the dressing. Toss to coat and serve. Makes 4 servings.

Thanks for checking out the blog.  Special Thanks to Michael Painchaud for preparing those recipes for the show!!  If you'd like to check out the show just scroll down and hit play.












Friday, July 26, 2013

Lighten up with Lex and Mais Show #8: Karen 'bout the World with Essential Oils




What's Yo Status? 
Essential Oils

This week on what's yo status we were so delighted to have Karen join us in the studio to talk about essential oils.  She is a distributor of DoTERRA Essential Oils.  DoTERRA uses only the purest ingredients in their oils making them perfect for all sorts of different household uses.  She gave us some information on what oils are great for cooking, asthma, cleaning, aphrodisiacs and so much more.  Check out the show to hear all the information you need on these pure and awesome DoTERRA Oils.

We just wanted to thank Karen Properly so yea we kissed her ass....literally

Karen telling us everything we need to know about DoTERRA, she knows her stuff!

Mais demonstrating how to huff the oil to help with asthma or even if you just need to clear your lungs


Lex, Karen, Mais laughing it up cause that's how we do!


Wea You Stay?
La Perouse



This week we went on a fun hike to La Perouse.  La Perouse is a beautiful spot on the South Shore of Maui.  There is lava rock everywhere.  Lava rock seems to be pretty sturdy stuff because you can still see how some of the Hawaiians were living.  The base of their houses are still standing to this day.  You can see a room which would've been a pantry and a place that would've been for sleeping.  There was even a tower where they kept watch over their little villages.  The kids' favorite part was the blow hole.  We originally went to go snorkeling.  La perouse has some of the best snorkeling on the island, unfortunately the waves were far to big but the hike was beautiful and we really enjoyed the time out in the fresh clean Maui air.


Walking around La Perouse


Blowhole

Oh what did you fall down and now you're crying?  Thats ok you got the snacks in your snack back pack

This guy caught some fish so we stopped to check them out

Those are goats.  There were plenty of goats 

That tree has a little bit of a weiner

Lex with her kids minus the little baby

Kanto and Lando

Mais and her kids


We want to say Thank you so much to Karen for coming on our show.  Thanks to Scott Harding the Producer at Inside Out Universe Studio.  If you'd like to listen to the show just scroll down and hit play.

GOOD TALK!








Monday, July 15, 2013

Plants to rid those pesky mosquitos and a great foot soak with Lex and Mais



5 Plants to get rid of mosquitos

Summer is always a time for the worst kind of pests, mosquitoes.  So we decided to find out some good plants that you can plant in your yard to rsend those little blood suckers off to the neighbors hous.  We've got five options of plants so take your pick.  

Citronella is the number one best one.  It is pretty too it grows as a clumping grass.


  Horsemint is the next one.  It gives off a nice scent that the mosquitoes don't care for.  It grows great in shady areas as well as desert like areas.


 Marigolds are great mosquito repellers.  You can plant them in pots and put them by your doors so they won't be getting inside your house.  The worst thing is a mosquito going to town on you all night. 



 Floss flowers are super pretty they have a purple flower and are very potent in smell making the mosquitos get the hell outta dodge


 Last but not least catnip is a great mosquito repellent.  That one serves two purposes helps your stoner cat get its fix and makes the mosquitos fuck off.    



Foot Soak

 Summer time is the time when you are having to shave your legs as well as do something with your feet cause you'll be walking around in sandals.  We found a great foot soak that will make even the nastiest feet feel like a babies butt

  Here's the recipe: This is the mixture per foot. 

1/4 cup of blue listerine, 

1/4 cup of vinegar and 
1/3 cup of warm water! 


Soak for 10-15 min. Make sure you are by your tub!!! Get your scrubby out for foot and wa'la' your dead skin falls off your feet. 


Mais gives that a thumbs up!!

If you have time scroll down and push play to listen to our show.  Its a goodie!!  Thanks Deborah Sanderson for helping us out with that foot soak, we needed it!!



Saturday, July 13, 2013

Lighten up with Lex and Mais Food for Health: Watermelon and Cucumber



Food for Health

Lex, Arie, Mais drinking watermelon martini

Watermelon

We found six health benefits of eating watermelon.  Watermelon is great for the heart.
Watermelon is  rich in antioxidants such as (lycopene), which works to fight free radical compounds. Thereby protecting the vessels and arteries from hardening.  And watermelon is red rich in antioxidants, citrulline compound which helps to maintain the elasticity of the arteries and blood vessels by helping to curb the interactions of oxidative stress.

Watermelon contains twice the amount of lycopene found in tomatoes. Lycopene is an antioxidant.  It also contains Vitamin C, and  A.  The high antioxidants and the vitamins combined makes it a perfect cancer fighter 

  Watermelon is a natural viagra.  The amino acid citrulline found in watermelon expands the blood vessels allowing more blood to pass to the penis leading to an erection. 


 Watermelons are good for the joints and any infections that are in the body.  Watermelon is high in potassium which helps to push salts out of the body reducing the chance of kidney stones
 The potassium in watermelon is super good for the heart.  Potassium is the shit! 

We juiced our watermelon and it was good


  • 1/2 (about 2.2kg) seedless watermelon, peeled, coarsely chopped

  • 2 tsp finely grated ginger

  • 2 tbs lemon juice

  • Mint leaves, to serve

  • Ice cubes, to serve
Method
  • Step 1
    Place watermelon, ginger and lemon juice in the jug of a blender and blend until smooth. Add sugar, if desired.
  • Step 2
    Strain through a fine sieve into a serving jug. Add mint and ice cubes and stir to combine. Serve immediately.

Cucumbers

Cucumbers are a perfect summer veggie.  Cucumbers are rich in B vitamins which give our bodies good energy.  Put down the coffee and soda folks and try a cucumber slice.
 but if you don't like to eat the skin on your cucumbers it is a great sunburn soother just like aloe vera.  

Got bad breath?  take a cucumber and rub it around your mouth and the phytochemicals will kill the bacteria in your mouth so you are so fresh and so clean clean

Hey if you go out drinking and want to make sure you don't get a hangover eat a few cucumber slices before bed it'll ensure that you don't feel all hungover the next day.

  Cucumber are  also rich in vitamin A, B1, B6, C & D, Folate, Calcium, Magnesium, and Potassium. When mixed with carrot juice, they can relieve gout and arthritis pain by lowering the uric acid levels


We made a yummy cucumber salad.  Perfect for summer


  • 1 cup plain yogurt
  • 1 cup finely diced radishes
  • 1 cup finely diced cucumber
  • 1 small garlic clove, minced and mashed to a paste with 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 2 tablespoons minced fresh mint or parsley leaves
  • soft-leafed lettuce or pita bread for serving

In a bowl stir together the  yogurt, the radishes, the cucumber, the garlic paste, the mint or parsley, and salt and pepper to taste. Divide the salad among individual salad plates lined with the lettuce or serve it as a sandwich filling for the pita bread.


We hope you enjoy those yummy summer treats as much as we do.  Check our show for our personal description of those recipes.  You are definetly gonna wanna hear it

GOOD  TALK

Friday, July 12, 2013

Lighten up with Lex and Mais Show #7: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Bikini and Wea You Stay



What's Yo Status?

Me, Arie, Mais

BIKINIS

We were lucky enough to have the very busy Arie from Arie Bikinis join us on the show.  She has had a collection of the cutest swimwear, especially bikinis, since about 2010.  Her inspiration for making bikinis came from loving to live in her bikini and believe me she's not the only one that likes to walk around half naked most of the time :) She has got five different styles in her collection including the monokini.  According to Arie one piece suits are making a comeback.  Exciting!  Arie gave us some great advice as to what looks good on what.  We took some pictures of some of the different styles for ya'll to take a look at.  Arie gives some great advice on good ways to keep that beach body, what suit looks good on what body, some background on where did the term "bikini" come from and more so check out the show for some more great info.  If you'd like to see all of what Arie has to offer check out her website at www.ariebikinis.com she is on facebook, twitter, and you can hit her up on her email at ariebikinis@gmail.com

We had such a fun time with Arie in the studio

Scott at Inside out Universe Productions making dreams come true!

This is why Mais is feeling fancy.  She's got the Real Nice Headphones 

This style is what most people on the mainland are wearing.  Good news there's more options. HOORAY!!
Scrunch Butt Lex Fav Style

Busty Top option

Isn't that strappy back the best?!?!

Smaller Bust Option

Show your booty off option :)

Thank you so much Arie for coming onto the show and enlightening us with your bikinis.  We love this Monokini!!  Check her out friends FOR REALS!

Wea You Stay??

This week we went to the 4th Friday in Kihei.  On Maui we party down on Aloha Fridays and every Friday is in a different town.  We listened to some music and got our dance on.  We also had the chance to check out the rodeo in Makawao.  And by check out the rodeo I mean we went to check out the beer garden.  The rodeo always reminds us of home.  It was good to reminisce.  We had a lot of fun.

4th Friday

Lex dancing to some Punk

Drinking Beers on 4th Friday is what ya do and we did

A Slushy Machine at a bar?  Only on Maui

 What up Mais?

We are all a part of the divorced on Maui Club.  This guy also told us what a charm off is.  I think you should urban dictionary it :)

Chocolate banana drink.  Thanks but no thanks

Cheers Mais

Mais gettin' her dance on

This guy jumped out in front of Mais' car and she almost ran his ass over.  Good thing she knows hot to get her swerve on!

Rodeo

Beer Garden Time.  I believe Mais is double fisting hahahaha

We were getting kicked out of the beer garden so Mais had to chug

And so she chugged.....

And who is this guy??  I guess we will never know

Thanks for checking out the blog.  Feel free to listen to the show.  Just scroll down and hit play. Thank you Scott at Inside Out Universe Productions for always doing a fabulous job.  Thanks to Peter Hamill for helping us choose the listeners choice this week.  We hope you enjoyed the blog now go enjoy the show!

GOOD TALK!