Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Get Stoopid: Dexter, The last man standing, We're the Millers, a Brewery app, and more!

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Get Stoopid:

Netflix Pick of the Week:
Dexter

This week Dexter has been what Lex has been cracking out on. She streams it on Netflix, there's 8 seasons and it is GOOD!  In such a naughty way.  It's about a serial killer but he's not like the super awful serial killers, you know the ones that store your head in a jar and shit.  He's sort of like a vigilante.  Dexter played by Michael C. Hall is a blood spatter pattern analyst for the Miami Metro police department, he leads a secret life as a serial killer where he hunts down criminals who have slipped through the cracks of the justice system.  His sister is a great character her name is Deb played by Jennifer Carpentar she also works at Miami metro police department.  She has a filthy mouth and is fun to watch.  She has no idea that her brother is a serial killer.  The show is great there are a lot of cliff hangers and surprises its bloody and gory and the plot is always juicy.  It starts falling off around the 6th season but it was still good enough for me to watch.  The last episode of Dexter actually got Showtime the largest overall audience of Showtime's history.  It's good shit!  It actually came from a book called Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay.  So if you haven't watched Dexter yet I think it would be a great idea to read the book first.  The books are always so much better.  You can get it for 5.99 on your kindle app.

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 Mais has a hard time with serial killing right before bed, which is when I do a lot of my T.V. watching, so this week I've been watching a family friendly sitcom called last man standing.  This series airs on ABC and stars Tim Allen.  Who doesn't love Tim the tool man Taylor?  This is his second series on ABC, and is pretty similar to the first, Home improvement.  He plays Mike the outdoor man Baxter, raising three teenage girls with his wife Vanessa played by Nancy Travis.  They are a total modern family complete with teen pregnancy and daily drinking.  Mike Baxter runs an outdoor recreation store with owner Ed Alzate played by Hector Elizondo, and does a weekly video blog on the company website.  I like this show because it makes me laugh and I can watch it with my kids for some good ole fashioned family boob tube.

Movie of the Week:



We both took a trip down to the ole Redbox and rented We're the Millers.  I laughed my ass off at this movie!  It's about this guy who is a low level marijuana supplier named David Clark (played by Jason Sudeikis) Who gets robbed of all his cash and weed so he goes to his boss Brad (played by Ed Helms) and tells him he's been robbed, Brad forces David to smuggle a bunch of weed from Mexico.  In David's apartment building there is a woman who is a stripper named Rose (played by Jennifer Aniston) a young 18 year old kid named Kenny (played by Will Poulter) and his lady friend who is a runaway named Casey (played by Emma Roberts) David talks all of them into being his accomplices on this weed mission and so the clean up and become The Miller Family.  There were a lot of jokes in this movie for sure.  The Miller families bus with all the weed in it broke down and so this nice little family named the Fitzgeralds  were passing by and so they stopped to give them a tow but then they found out that the auto repair shop was closed until the next day so they all camp together.  The Fitzgeralds invite the Millers into their tent for a little adult time if you know what I mean ahhh it was so funny!  

Website of the Week:


We found this website called spoonful.com this week.  It's a great site for all you moms out there. You've got your choice of DIY kids crafts, recipes, valentines day ideas, a whole disney section, family fun game night ideas.  We really like finding new recipes to expand our meal plans.  I love epicurious for that, but this site has more of a fun spin on their ideas and I'm excited to check them out.  One that I found especially fun was a soup recipe.  Its a roasted tomato soup and they have grilled cheese sandwiches that they cut into little squares and put on top to serve it.  What a fun idea.  I love soup in the winter monte when its cold as shit

App of the Week:



Well you all know we love beer so it shouldn't surprise you that our app of the week is a beer finder. Its called brewery passport, and basically it helps you locate local breweries near you wherever you may be.  There's over 2500 breweries in the US alone so you def have your work cut out for you.   That is one hell of a road trip!  This app is only 0.99, we got it when it was featured on apps gone free but for a buck its definitely worth it.  It gives you passport stamps for the breweries you visit you can rate them so you can remember your favorite brew, for those of us with a bad memory, and even post pictures from your visit.  Before you decide to go on an awesome road trip make sure you have your brewery passport app to locate some beer!



Urban Dictionary word:  Brewery

We stayed with the theme and looked up brewery in the Urban dictionary.  The definition wasn't surprising.  

Brewery- An adjective to describe ones house he is throwing and alcohol fueled party/ shindig 

Here is the Sentence to help you better understand the definition..

"Dude 1: Will there be much beer?
"Dude 2: Are you kidding! His house is like a fucking brewery

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