Cream, get on top...Prince

PRINCE

We loved Prince!!!  He was a significant part of our childhood and a musical icon.  Thank you for teaching me the meaning of sex appeal with a touch of elegance.  RIP Prince.  Mais looked up some excellent lyrics from some of our favorite Prince songs, we thought it would be a great idea to share them with you.  Good Talk!

1.She had a pocket full of horses, trojans, some of them used… Little Red Corvette.

2.Pussy got bank in her pockets, before she got dick in her drawers…..Pussy Control.

3.Look here Marsha, I’m not sayin’ this just to be nasty, I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth, can u relate?….Let’s Pretend We’re Married.

4.And we will see a plague and a river of blood, and every soul will surely die in spite of, and seven tears, but do not fear…. 7

5.Met her in a hotel lobby, masturbating to a magazine….Darling Nikki

6.Cream, get on top…Cream

A lyrical and musical genius. RIP Prince.

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Valentines

So I’ve spent quite a few Valentines days alone, even when I wasn’t single.  It can be a depressing time of year, so I tried looking up activities for the single folk on this dreadful holiday to share with y’all. I found a few lists, but I decided to come up with my own.

1. Get drunk. Alcohol can really help or hurt different situations, so maybe get some counsel from your closest girlfriend to make sure this option is for you. There’s always plenty of single hussies going out on the town on V-Day, so you might as well get drunk and join them!  You never know, you might just meet the love of your life that night. Probably not, but maybe you’ve already mastered activity number two and got a great outfit that should be seen. Remember, red is the color men find the most sexy!
2. Go shopping. Retail therapy is a proven solution to depression. It’s my favorite way to put myself in a better mood, so why not spoil yourself on the good ole Saint Valentine’s Day! It doesn’t have to be clothing, you could purchase yourself new bedding and be happy as shit to come home and curl up with a new body pillow while you catch up on all the past Vikings episodes. It’s worth all the blood and gore to get a glimpse of those hotties!! Travis Fimmel for instance, wow! Maybe you have a hard time spending money....refer to number one and get a lil drunk first, works every time. 
3. Prank phone calls. My good friend Mariah has peaked my love for pranking people once again, and I just can’t get enough. This is a great follow up activity to number 1….alcohol, or whatever, will definitely enhance the quality and topics of your phone calls.
4. Tinder it up! There’s plenty of single horn dogs on Tinder, I’ve seen them, and they’re always happy to meet up. Maybe you’re not into the one night stand, but at least you could check out a movie together, or return to activity number 1 together. When in doubt, get drunk!
5. Send out some dicks with Ship-a-dick! If you haven’t already checked out this phenomenon of sending your friends and family a 29 inch holiday specialized dick, it is time. How better to get over that dick then to send him a message of a dick. If you’re feeling bad about doing this….get drunk. Liquid courage usually turns the sweetest person into the biggest dick, thus giving you the balls to ship some dicks!!
6. Work. That's what I'm doin. 

Remember all you lovers out there…..when you fear the worst, safety first! Have a happy and safe Valentine’s Day!

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Sex tips that scientists say actually work

Sex tips scientists say actually work

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Have you got a headache?  Well according to some extremely smart scientists having an orgasm helps to cure a headache.  Sorry ladies I guess we can't use the "I've got a headache" excuse anymore.  

The scent combination of pumpkin and lavender increases blood flow to the penis by 40%.   BOING!!

If you are looking for a manly man well then make sure the next guy you date likes spicy foods.  A study done in France suggests that a man who likes spicy foods has a higher level of testosterone.

Men find women who wear red sexier.  If you are going out on the prowl seeking a special someone to share your bed with, well bust out that red sexy top or dress or whatever you have in the closet. 60% of the time it works every time.

Both men and women have kegel muscles.  Don't forget to add some clenching of the kegels into your exercise routine.  Admit it, you're doing it right now.

Scientists in the Netherlands found out that wearing socks highly increases your chances of having an explosive orgasm.  Yea, it's not the sexiest thing but neither is having to fake an orgasm.  Am I right?

Calling all dudes.  The next time you decide to go down to funky town and have a munch put an altoid in your mouth.  The cold sensation will drive her wild. 

Thanks cracked.com for those legit suggestions.  

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Smokin Poop

As you should know by now poop wins every time, and on the show this week Lex found an article about this dirty guy, whom resembles something out of Planet of the Apes, that’s been smoking poop for quite some time for the health benefits. That’s right we’re talking about smoking poop now. According to Wikipedia there’s a form of this called jenkem, that is an inhalant and purported hallucinogen created from fermented human waste. So, poop. Back in the 90’s it was a popular drug in the Republic of Zambia, a country in the middle of South Africa, that derived from genkem, or the glue that you huff to get high. Then that shit, literally, made it’s way to the US around 2007, but all that media was said to be based on a hoax. Basically translating into the fact that no one wants ownership of that rumor. However there are people that have “done" jenkem and possibly still do. Now they’re not grabbing poo out of the back yard, or off their clients expensive Persian rug all steaming hot. They’re scraping it, along with whatever else you put down your porcelain god, out of the sewage pipes. Once collected in a bag, or a bottle it’s sealed and stored for a week or so to ferment. You know that we know fermented food is good for you, but not so sure about fermented second hand processed through the body food. That sounds gnarly, like “you don’t want no part of this” gnarly.

The high last for about an hour and is a combination of hearing shit and seeing shit. Probably because you just huffed shit! One guy said it was better than weed. Yeah, we're gonna have to disagree with that guy! Another person said it makes them see dead people and forget about their problems. Those problems are still there buddy, and they should probably be addressed. Soon. Then there's the curious anesthesiologist specialist out of Boston that tested this form of gas on some lab rats, not sewer rats because they are obviously not phased by it. He came to the conclusion that jenkem has the same effect on your body as choking or holding your breath and can result in hypoxia; a lack of oxygen flow to the body that could be alternately euphoric and physically dangerous. So, even though Cheech & Chong made it look cool….refrain.

You can look like shit, feel like shit, be so full of shit that your eyes are brown, but please people don’t don’t fall into peer pressure! Otherwise you’ll just be dumb as shit! On that note, here’s the Urban Dictionary’s definition of smoking poop;

to get high by doing drugs

He's all shit faced he must have been smoking poop.

Well said. If you haven’t heard the show this week where we discuss this topic along with the lady with three boobs and the Chinese breast feeding ring, just click play below. Always remember that sharing is caring, thank you for your support and good talk!

Get Stoopid

This week on the show we talked about the series that we’ve been getting stoopid to.  Lex has been watching the third season of American Horror Story, apparently the creepy shit going on isn’t keeping her up all night!  This season is set in New Orleans in a safe house/boarding school for witches. Similar to the times of the Salem witch trials, this bloodline is being threatened once again. The lead witch in the house is Cordelia Foxx, played by Sarah Poulson. She welcomes the younger witches and helps them discover their own powers. Zoe Benson(Taissa Farmiga) has the power to give a man a brain hemorrhage when having sex with him!  That’s amazing!  Madison Montgomery(Emma Roberts) was a child movie star and has the ability to move objects with her mind, Queenie(Gabourey Sidibe) is a voodoo doll queen, and Nan(Jamie Brewer) who can hear thoughts. There's a lot of adventure going on here, including a nice rivalry between the witches and the voodoo practitioners. This season of the Coven is also guest starring Kathy Bates as a socialite serial killer, gotta love her.

If you can handle nightmares and all that, this is the show for you!  If watching hot firefighters save lives, get drunk, have sex and lead crazy but normal lives in NYC you should check out Rescue Me. Mais has been cracking out on this series which ended in 2011.  It’s never too late to discover greatness, thanks to Netflix.  Dennis Leary and Peter Tolan wrote this comedy-drama starting back in 2004.  Dennis Leary is as well staring in the series as it follows his life of veteran firefighter Tommy Gavin post 9/11, who struggles with the loss of his cousin/best friend along with several other firefighters that were lost in the falling of the World Trade Center in 2001.  Tommy is an ill-tempered, self-destructive, hypocritical, manipulative, relapsed alcoholic who suffers with severe survivor guilt and PTSD as a result of 9/11.  There’s a lot of sex, drugs, violence and ghosts along with a band of hot firefighter brothers that stick by his side.  You’ll definitely get hooked after one episode, so be prepared!

Lex has also been reading a great book called Eragon. A 15 year boy named Christopher Paolini wrote this book which is pretty amazing in itself. It's an easy read, and it's filled with adventure.  The main characters are a boy named Eragon and his dragon Saphira.  There is one movie out on this series and another to be released very soon.  So if your in to young adult reads, better get in on this fantasy before it’s spoiled by the theaters.

Along with our shows and good reads, we come across great music.  This week is no exception!!  Check out our finds this week:

I Turn My Camera On, Spoon

Eruption, Tobacco

Pretty thoughts, Alina Baraz and Galimatia

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Bad Ass Beauty Tip

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Bad Ass Beauty Tip 

Icing

I know it is winter and everyone is freezing their butts off but icing your face actually feels really good and it makes you look good too.

When you apply ice to the skin it helps with circulation giving your skin a nice glowing look.

It helps reduce blemishes.

A combination of rose water and cucumber juice when frozen can be the perfect dark circle cure.

It is a perfect skin toner as it shrinks your pores thus, when you put makeup on it looks nice and smooth without your pores popping out.

Icing also prevents wrinkles, so hell yea!!

here are a few important tips you'll wanna remember when icing

Use a glove when applying so you can hold onto the ice.  I actually use a piece of paper towel, works great

 Ice can break capillaries so when you first get the ice out of the freezer give it a second to warm up a bit before applying it to the skin

Do Not ice an area for more than 15 minutes.  Less is more people

You can use a variety of different ingredients for icing your face including lemon, green tea, chamomile tea, and cucumber juice.

Thanks stylist.com for that awesome beauty tip

Get Yo Coconut Oil On

(Costco has a great deal on Organic Coconut Oil)

So here’s the deal.  Coconut is becoming pretty popular these days, and there’s a reason for it!  It’s extremely good for you in several ways. We live on an island, more popularly known as Never Never Land, and there are a lot of coconuts and coconuts make coconut oil, it just makes sense.  So here’s some facts that we found, but per usual, you should always do your own research.  Research is good people. Coconut oil is high in saturated fats.  Contrary to popular belief not all saturated fats clog up your arteries.  Coconut oil isn't your average run of the mill saturated fats that you would find in a steak or cheese, coconut oil fatty acids are a medium chain fatty acid and so they metabolize differently.  They go straight to the liver from the digestive tract, where they are used as a quick energy source so it's good for your brain. It can be used as therapeutic therapy for brain disorders such as epilepsy, ALS…yes something other than buckets of ice water, schizophrenia, dementia, autism and Alzheimer's disease, by producing ketones that the brain cells can easily accept rather than glucose which they cannot. It improves your sleep and mood, and can improve insulin levels for diabetics. Coconut oil regulates hormones, which is definitely good for that tween you’re living with or a menopausal mother/mother-in-law.  It helps absorb vitamins A, B, E & K when taken with a tablespoon of this somewhat new to the scene oil.

This powerful stuff lowers cholesterol, so cooking with coconut oil is a healthy alternative. Lex doesn’t like it with her childish scrambled eggs, but if you eat your eggs like an adult coconut oil pairs nicely. It has a high smoke point and won’t burn your food like butter and other oils. Speaking of butter, coconut oil is a great butter substitute, also a healthy alternative to coffee cream.  I’m not sure how oil would work out in your coffee, but it’s worth a shot. They do have a coconut milk based coffee cream which is pretty delicious. Coconut oil is known to help with weight loss if taken daily, 2-3 tablespoons a day can shed hard to lose abdominal fat and boosts your metabolism. I recently found this peanut butter that’s made with coconut oil by Earth Balance. It’s an easy and delicious way of getting your daily dose of coconut oil.

Coconut oil isn't just good for the inside of your body it's also very good for your skin and hair. It contains lauric acid which has proven to kill bacteria, fungi, and viruses. I’m gonna start using it for a Neosporin on the kids wounds and such. If you've got some dry skin welp slather up cause coconut oil helps bring back the moisture.  This is especially good to know with Winter just around the corner and all. Maybe you’ve got a growing baby demon inside you, or you’re going through a growth spurt…it’s great for preventing stretch marks. Also a great base for a scrub or use it for shaving. It can even be used to make a homemade deodorant. Here’s a couple recipes we found online at http://wellnessmama.com/1523/natural-deodorant/.

Deodorant Recipe 1 – Ingredients

• 3 T Coconut Oil
• 3 T Baking Soda
• 2 T Shea Butter
• 2 T Arrowroot (optional)
• Essential Oils (optional)

Deodorant Recipe 2 – Ingredients

• 6 T coconut oil
• 1/4 cup (4 T) baking soda
• 1/4 cup (4 T) arrowroot or cornstarch
• essential oils (optional)

For directions follow the link above!

One thing I like is that it’s great for cracked feet. Wearing slippers pretty much year round can take a toll on the old Flintstone feet, so put it on during your bedtime routine and wear socks overnight. You can also use it to remove make-up before bed if you’re a good person unlike myself. I have to say though, sometimes it comes in handy to be sportin’ last night’s make-up. #obvi. It also helps fight signs of aging when used as a face moisturizer, that’s a winner every time.  Coconut oil can soothe eczema and psoriasis,  and is also good for softening your cuticles. Now if you're hair needs a little pick me up, and let’s face it everyone could us a hair pick me up, or you got some flakes try some coconut oil to give it a nice shiny gloss and be dandruff free. This oil can also stimulates hair growth for all you baldies, or even if you’ve got a thinning problem. There have also been studies that show coconut oil can block the rays of the sun by 20% making it an effective sunblock, or a sunburn soother.

(Image from beautyeditor.com)

If you’ve got an irritating blood sucking bastard invasion, this coconut oil can calm the constant itch of those assholes! It cures hemorrhoids, cold sores…or herpes, whatever you like to call it. Now this next fact hasn’t been proven, and Scott and Jarod completely disagree with it, but it is said that coconut oil can be used help cure HIV. Again, do your research, we ain’t scientists. It’s also been helping allergies if taken on a daily basis…I’m thinking even if you just take it while your pollen of choice is floating around it would still help. Along with local raw honey. 

Coconut oil is also being used for oil pulling.  What is oil pulling you might ask?  It’s an ancient Ayurvedic practice that involves swishing 1 tbs of oil in the mouth for about 20 minutes.  The main reason for doing this is that it reduces the amount of bacteria in the mouth.  You can use other oils like sunflower oil or sesame oil but coconut oil is pretty tasty so I like using that. I also suggest that you put a couple of peppermint or spearmint drops in with it.  There’s also this great essential oil by Young Living that’s called thieves, which is suggested as well. So you swish the oil around your mouth however long you can stand, then spit it out and brush yo teeth. Here’s a link for that http://thecoconutmama.com/2014/06/oil-pulling-with-coconut-oil-and-thieves-essential-oil/. It helps to prevent cavities, gingivitis and bad breath. You can use it in a whitening toothpaste as well when mixed with baking soda. It's good for ya.

(Image from theguardian.com)

So in conclusion, add some coconut oil into your life. You’ll be glad you did.

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