Tuesday, November 12, 2013


Wea You Stay?

"Party Time Excellent!"

We stay at our awesome Halloween Party!  Yea, yea I know Halloween is long gone but we couldn't help it we wanted to share it with all of you.  It was a GREAT party!  Thanks to everyone who came.  We couldn't upload all of the photos to the blog because there are so many so for more on our Halloween fun check us out on facebook under lexmais.

The Decor





The Food





The Peeps






GOOD TALK!!











Friday, November 8, 2013

Music from the Halloween Special



MUSIC




Jai Paul-BTSTU







The Game- Martians Vs Goblins







DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince-Nightmare on my street




Lorde-Team




Muse-Madness






Passion Pit-Take a Walk



Monster Mash




GOOD TALK!!

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

What's For Dinner? Lasagna Soup With Lex and Mais


Lasagna Soup


The Inside

With The cheese melted on...YUMMY

  • 1/2 pound of pasta (I used rotini)
  • 1 tablespoon oil
  • 12-16 ounces ground Italian Sausage (my grocery store sells it in packages, just like ground beef)
  • 1 onion, diced
  • 2 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1/2 – 3/4 teaspoon red pepper flake (omit if you don’t want the heat)
  • 2 teaspoons oregano
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
  • 1 teaspoon dried basil or 1/2 tablespoon fresh basil, chopped
  • 4 cups chicken broth/stock
  • 1- 28 oz can fire roasted diced tomatoes
  • 2 heaping tablespoons tomato paste
  • 1/2 cup cottage or ricotta cheese
  • 1/2 cup freshly shredded parmesan cheese
  • 2 and 1/2 cups mozzarella cheese, shredded

DIRECTIONS

  1. In a large stock pot, heat the oil on medium heat and cook the Italian Sausage, breaking it apart as it cooks with a wooden spoon). Remove sausage from pan and set aside, draining any excess fat.
  2. Add the onion to the stockpot and sauté until translucent. Then add in the garlic, and stir for a minute or two.
  3. Stir in the red pepper flake and allow to cook for a minute.
  4. Stir in chicken broth, diced tomatoes, uncooked pasta, tomato paste, oregano, basil, salt, and black pepper. The pasta will cook as the soup simmers.
  5. Bring the soup to a boil, then reduce the heat to medium-low. Add the Italian Sausage back in and allow the soup to simmer for about 30 minutes.
  6. Pre-heat your broiler on high. Make the cheese topping by combining cottage or ricotta cheese, parmesan cheese, and mozzarella cheese.
  7. To serve, spoon about 1-2 cups of soup in oven safe bowls. Spread some of the cheese mixture over the top and broil for a few minutes, or until the cheese is all melted and bubbly. Keep a close eye on the bowls of soup as the cheese melts so that it doesn’t burn.
  8. Serves about 6
Thanks Pinterest!! Here's the link if you'd like to check it out for some other recipes:

GOOD TALK!

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween Poem, Ewwww It's a gross one




The Only Form Of Life I'll Ever Have Again

i'm a ghastly ghoul 
an undead in the night  
lurking in the shadows 
I love to cause a fright
you can call me a zombie if thats what you wanna do 
it doesn't really matter
I'm still coming after you
I'm ready to eat your flesh down to the sinews  
working on your chest i chew and chew
 here comes the heart
the very essence of you
the juiciest part- filled with so much goo
gulping down your  blood 
its like drinking an ocean 
still i can't get enough
its really quite hopeless
 I'm feeling vampiric as i move to your lungs
 feasting on your last breath is what i consider fun
 when i sever your cortex all will go numb 
ill  use my hands like forceps to get it done 
slowing slurping on your veins
I'm working towards the brain
this is where i  ingest your memories and pain
for a split second I'll  live your happiness and  shame 
the only form of life i will ever have again
 this is why  I'll go around eating all my friends
 so don't take it personal your life's about to end
and right before your demise 
-your intestines will meet your eyes
 covered in your DNA -swarming with flies
the maggots are forming so its time we say goodbye 
on to the next victim i can  hear their cries
                                                             -Ra Sol


HAPPY HALLOWEEN


Monday, October 28, 2013

Get Stoopid with Lex and Mais

Get Stoopid


A Seasonal Red IPA by Sierra Nevada FlipSide

Website Of The Week


Realfoodmoms.com

realfoodmoms.com is jam packed with everything for the busy health-conscious mom from basic nutrition to recipes and even a little pantry organization. I like how she puts it best: "Moms want to give the best to their children. Our goal is to help you not only change your life, but give your children (the next generation) a better life too. Gift them a chance to live longer and significantly improve their quality of life. Also, don't forget that happy, relaxed moms equal happy, relaxed children – in most cases. (Sorry for any exceptions)."

The website face is Tracee Yablan Brenner, she's a registered dietician, so she knows a little bit about nutrition.  The motto of the website is new solutions for a better life. And it really is just that. Along with the recipes on the blog, the website advertises a book titled, Simple foods for busy families There's also a link to somehow get the best organized pantry for $7. Sign me up! I mean she as well advertises my idol Martha Stewart with a direct link to her website. When in doubt, ask Martha!


Netflix Pick of the Week


Wayne's World

We haven't seen this movie in quite some time and we watched it with our kids. It's probably not appropriate for everyone's kids, as my son was walking around the house shwinging everything...
But we love Wayne's world, and can totally relate to their super small unpopular show that blows up into awesomeness.


App of the Week:


Bitstrips

This App is AWESOME!!  You make your own avatar, you find your friends on facebook who as well have avatars, you star in a comic strip featuring you and your friends, you share it for everyone else to see so they to can have a laugh.  It's just so much fun.  

Urban Dictionary Word of the Week:



Our Urban Dictionary Word is Pumpkin, meaning: One who doesn't rally past a certain time or stays in altogether when friends are going out to party... 

"Dude, are you being a pumpkin tonight?" 
"Quit being a pumpkin and come drink!" 
"Wallace is being a pumpkin again... he should move back to Seattle already"

According to the urban dictionary it also means boner, as in: pumpkin juice, to make pumpkin pie with, pumpkin head, pumpkin patch, pumpkin skin, pumpkin prone, awkward pumpkin,

1) He's got a pumpkin! 
2) He's very pumpkin prone 
3) I'm covered in pumpkin juice!

Ewwww

If you've got some time check out our Podcast.  It's the Halloween Special. Just click Play

Good Talk!!





Friday, October 25, 2013

Lighten Up With Lex and Mais: Food For Health Pumpkin And Apple, Last minute Costume Ideas


Food For Health


When we think of pumpkin we usually think about the traditional things like carving a pumpkin for Halloween and roasting the seeds which is so delicious, and pumpkin seeds are packed full with nutrients, or the traditional thanksgiving pie the pumpkin pie but pumpkins can be made in so many different ways from soup to a pumpkin mash and pumpkin is packed full of vitamins. 

Pumpkin is known for its high amounts of vitamin A and helps to keep healthy eye sight.  Pumpkin is full of fiber and a diet high in fiber helps you to feel full longer so eat some pumpkin and you won't  need that late night snack before bed, This year go ahead and take the time to roast those pumpkin seeds after you carve your pumpkins because pumpkin seeds are great for the heart and they help to boost your mood Pumpkins help fight off the biggest bad guy CANCER.  And it helps to prevent wrinkles. 

For all my fellow gardeners out there I looked up some tips on growing pumpkins.  


Pumpkins are easy enough to grow if you'd like to start a pumpkin patch in your backyard.  You just need to designate a nice big space for them.  They take a long growing season so you'll want to plant them as soon as there is no more signs of frost like around May, Ill remind you next year for those of you that have to deal with the good ol winter or if you're lucky like we are then there will be no signs of frost all year so go ahead and plant yourself a pumpkin patch.  They need a lot of water and a lot of compost.  When you water them try not to get the leaves wet this will prevent rotting and they need a deep water so let the hose run for awhile.  Pinch off the fuzzy end of the vine after a few pumpkins have come on to stop the vine growth so the energy can be directed towards the fruit.  As the fruit develops you should give it a very gentle turn to help it keep its round shape but don't hurt the attachment vine because this will ruin the fruit.

PUMPKIN SOUP


Large, woody pumpkins are perfect for jack-o’-lanterns; save the tender little ones for this savory soup.  well-deserved treat after a chilly leaf-raking session.

The Nice lady at the Pumpkin Patch turned me onto this Pumpkin she said its the best for soups, and she was right it was delicious!!


The pumpkin can be roasted a day ahead, removed from the skin, and refrigerated until you’re ready to make the soup.

INGREDIENTS
1 (4-pound) sugar baby pumpkin, cut in half and seeds removed
1 tablespoon olive oil
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
1/2 cup small-dice bacon (about 3 slices)
1/2 cup small-dice shallots (about 2 medium)
1/4 cup dry (fino) sherry
2 cups stock or low-sodium chicken broth
2 cups water
1 1/2 teaspoons finely chopped fresh thyme leaves
1/4 cup heavy cream
Parsley Croutons, for garnish (optional)

INSTRUCTIONS
Heat the oven to 375°F and arrange a rack in the middle. Rub the cut halves of the pumpkin with the oil and season generously with salt and pepper. Place on a baking sheet cut-side up and roast until fragrant, tender when pierced with a fork, and golden brown, about 70 minutes. Remove from the oven and let sit on the baking sheet until cool enough to handle, about 20 minutes.
Using a large spoon, scoop out the flesh, place it in a medium bowl (you should have about 3 cups), and set it aside.
Place the bacon in a large, heavy-bottomed saucepan or Dutch oven over medium heat and cook until crispy and the fat is rendered, about 10 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon to a small paper-towel-lined plate and set aside.
Add the shallots to the bacon fat, season with salt and pepper, and sauté until softened, about 4 minutes. Add the sherry and cook until reduced by half, about 2 minutes. Add the stock or broth, water, thyme, and reserved pumpkin and season with salt and pepper. Stir to combine, then bring to a simmer. Reduce the heat to low and simmer until the flavors have melded, about 10 minutes.
Using a blender, purée the soup in batches until smooth, removing the small cap from the blender lid (the pour lid) and covering the space with a kitchen towel (this allows steam from the hot soup to escape and prevents the blender lid from popping off). Place the blended soup in a clean saucepan. Stir in the cream and season with salt and pepper as needed. Serve garnished with the reserved bacon and the croutons, if using.

We got that recipe from this website: http://www.chow.com/recipes/28963-roasted-pumpkin-soup-

Pumpkin Cheese Cake




1-1/2 cups crushed gingersnap cookies (about 32 cookies)
  • 1/4 cup butter, melted
  • 3 packages (8 ounces each) cream cheese, softened
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 5 ounces white baking chocolate, melted and cooled
  • 3/4 cup canned pumpkin
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • ALMOND TOPPING:
  • 2 tablespoons butter, melted
  • 1 teaspoon sugar

    Directions

    1. In a small bowl, combine gingersnap crumbs and butter. Press onto the bottom of a greased 9-in. springform pan; set aside.
    2. In a large bowl, beat cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Add eggs and vanilla; beat on low speed just until combined. Stir in melted white chocolate.
    3. Combine pumpkin and spices; gently fold into cream cheese mixture. Pour over crust. Place pan on a baking sheet.
    4. Bake at 350° for 55-60 minutes or until center is just set. Cool on a wire rack for 10 minutes. Meanwhile, combine the topping ingredients; spread in a shallow baking pan. Bake for 10 minutes or until golden brown, stirring twice. Cool.
    5. Carefully run a knife around edge of springform pan to loosen cheesecake; cool 1 hour longer. Refrigerate overnight. Transfer topping to an airtight container; store in the refrigerator.
    6. Remove sides of pan. Just before serving, sprinkle topping over cheesecake. Yield: 12 servings.

Apples are in season right now and good thing too because they are perfect for a great game of bobbing for apples at your Halloween parties this year.  They are also a great health food to help counteract all of the crazy GMO candy we will be letting our children eat during the night of Halloween and probably the next week after Halloween too, unless you are awesome and tax the kids stash for yourself so they only have half the candy and let them eat all of it in one night so it can just be done and out of the house.  Great plan!!  When the kids wake up the next morning with a candy hangover and rotting teeth why not throw some apples in their diet.  Apples just so happen to be great for your teeth. they boost your immune system, detoxify your liver, they even help with both diarrhea and constipation.  

Apples are known to help prevent both of those awful diseases.  In fact studies have shown that people who eat a diet that is high in fibre are less likely to get Parkinson's disease.    On a more Halloween Creepy side if you eat to many apple seeds it'll poison you and you'll die.  You know what else will kill ya pesticides  If you are getting your apples from the grocery stores just make sure you give them a really good wash before eating them.  Apples are highly sprayed with pesticides and since you eat the skin of the apple you too will ingest those pesticides and we all know that aint good for the ol body.

Apple French Toast



6 eggs
1 cup milk
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
Ground cinnamon
6 slices bread
2 tablespoons butter, plus more for serving
3 apples, peeled and sliced
2 tablespoons water
1/2 cup maple syrup
DIRECTIONS
STEP 1
Whisk the eggs, milk, vanilla, and a pinch of ground cinnamon in a 9-by-13-inch baking dish. Add the bread in a single layer, turning until all the egg is absorbed.
STEP 2
Meanwhile, heat a large skillet over medium heat, melt 1 tablespoon butter, and add apples, stirring to coat until starting to caramelize. Add the water, cooking until water has evaporated and apples are tender, about 4 minutes.
STEP 3
Pour in the maple syrup and a dash of ground cinnamon; simmer for a minute to combine.
STEP 4
In a large, heated nonstick skillet, melt about 1 tablespoon butter and saute the soaked bread until golden brown on each side, about 4 minutes. Place French toast on a plate and top with apple-maple mixture, plus more butter if you'd like!


Last Minute Costume Ideas


This garden gnome costume is cute and easy all you need is some black sweat pants, a blue sweat shirt, some black felt for a belt, and some red felt for the hat.  We used gray yarn for the beard.


This costume is so easy.  You take an old laundry basket and cut off the bottom.  Using a drill drill four holes one on each side of the basket and attach some yarn so you can put your arms through.  Then take some white and red yarn and glue it on the basket.  You can add meatballs by getting some foam balls and painting them brown and glueing those on too.  Easy Breezy


How about dressing up as a bag of jelly beans.  Its so easy you just take a clear plastic bag cut out holes for your arms and legs, fill the bag with balloons, and maybe even draw Jelly Belly on the bag.  It doesn't get any easier than that.

Why not humiliate your dog this year and buy this skunk costume hahahaha

A Big Thank You To Our Models!!


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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Food For Health With Lex and Mais: Grapes and Eggplant


Food For Health



Grapes

Spanish Explorers introduced those yummy fruits 300 Years ago and guess what, Grapes are actually a kind of berry.  One cup of grapes provides more than a quarter of the daily recommended values of vitamin k and c.  Hey when you see the grapes with the seeds in em at the store next time go ahead and get em.  The seeds are totally edible and chock full of antioxidants.  

Our favorite way to get my grape vitamins is in our wine.  It takes about 2.5 pounds of grapes to make one bottle of wine.  Thats a whole lotta grapes.  Grapes are also raisins.  If you leave the grapes in the sun for awhile you'll get some raisins, yummy in oatmeal.   Hey if you like grapes and you like wine why not grow some of your own.  You want to find a good place in your yard for grapes because they are a long term plant.  A grapevine can last for 50 to 100 years, damn that is impressive.  In cold areas be sure to plant the grapevines in a sunny area, preferably facing south.  Placing them in the yard facing north to south will provide  better sunshine so you'll get more fruit.

 Make sure you've got good drainage.  Build a trellis.  Grapevines need something to grow up so a fence will work but the trellis method is definitely the best method.  Prune your vine when needed.  To harvest the grapes just go out and eat one when its sweet its ready to pick off the vine.  A Pretty simple plant to grow.  


Eggplant

 The veggie this week is Eggplant.  Its in season right now.   It is super healthy for you so thats a good enough reason to add in to a few dinner and lunch dishes.  Eggplants fight cancer, help you to lose weight and they are super good for your skin.  If you want to grow eggplant its best to plant them in a raised bed.  Eggplant likes a warm soil.  

The recipes this week are super yummy.  We did a grape salsa and of course eggplant parmesan.

Grape Salsa


2 cups coarsely chopped California seedless grapes (use all three colors)
1/2 cup chopped green onions
1/2 cup diced fresh chilies (or diced, canned Anaheim chilies)
2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro*
2 tablespoons vinegar
1 clove garlic, minced
1/2 teaspoon salt
Directions
Combine all ingredients in medium bowl and mix well. Let stand at least one hour before serving. Drain off excess liquid before serving.

*1/4 cup chopped fresh basil may be substituted.

Eggplant Parmesan

3 Eggplant, peeled and thinly sliced
2 eggs, beaten
4 cups italian seasoned bread crumbs
6 cups spaghettis sauce, divided
1 package mozzarella cheese, shredded and divided
1/2 cup grated parmesan cheese
1/2 tsp dried basil

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees

2. Dip eggplant slices in egg, then in bread crumbs.  Place in a single layer on a baking sheet.  Bake in preheated oven for 5 minutes each side

3.  In a 9x13 inch baking dish spread spaghetti sauce over bottom.  Place a layer of eggplant slices in the sauce.  Sprinkle with mozzarella and parmesan cheeses.  Repeat with remaining ingredients, ending with the cheeses.  Sprinkle basil on top.

4. Bake in preheated oven for 35 minutes or until golden brown

Good Talk!!