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Movie Pick

This week we made it to the theaters and watched Bad Neighbours.  This movie was pretty hilarious. It's starring Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron, and Dave Franco.  Seth Rogen plays the husband his name is Mac and his wife Kelly played by Rose Byrne bought a lovely new home in a nice quiet subdivisoion with dreams of being great parents to their baby.  The next door house is up for sale and they notice someone bought the place and are moving in and guess who it is?  Well its a frat house.  Of course it has to be the biggest party frat house and of course they are loud and proud.  And this is where the war begins...Definitely worth a watch.

RedBox Pick

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Because we can't always make it to the movies, and we didn't make it to see this one we rented  Secret Life of Walter Mitty from the good ol redbox.  Great movie.   This was originally a short story turned into a movie.  This movie is starring and was directed by Ben Stiller.  Its' about a man who escapes his reality by daydreaming.  When his job along with his co-workers job is threatened he takes action in the real world.  This movie was full of adventure and fun.  

Website Pick

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Great company and great ideas.  I really love the idea of getting something delivered to me once a month.  I love getting stuff in the mail besides the regular old bills and junk. Honest company gives you a free trial.  The diapers and wipes bundle is part of that you get 6 bags of diapers the diapers are eco friendly, ultra absorbent, and really cute, with 4 packs of non toxic, non scented wipes.  A great baby shower gift for a mom to be. The essential bundle is part of the free trial and it includes shampoo and body wash, face and body lotion, multi surface cleaner, healing balm and hand soap.  Now that is a lot of stuff.  

Mais is actually a member of the Honest company, which was founded by Jessica Alba.  She's recieved her free sample of the essentials pack and immediately went online to schedule my first essential shipment.  It came in like two days, and I love the products.  There’s no fee for joining or for canceling and you can schedule your shipment date out as far as you want so it’s not a mandatory monthly situation.  The only bad thing I can say about it is that the company is still small, so shipping to Hawaii is quite expensive.  $30 expensive, so I’ve had to put my account on hold. 

However if you’re in the continental US you can get free shipping over $35 I believe, as well as free gifts.  I plan to schedule a shipment to the mainland when I take a trip back this summer, so I am still a supporter of this company.  Hopefully they will become a bigger company and be able to ship to the middle of pacific at some point!

App Pick

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This app is to help track your monthly period cycles which I specifically think is like the best idea in the entire world.  Let's face it ladies we can become overly sensitive and bitchy at a certain time of the month.  Yea it is the most annoying thing for someone to ask you "are you going to start your period?" but now you'll be able to look at this lovely new app and find out.  It'll tell you how many days approximately until your next period so you'll know whether you are just PMSing and maybe need a nice bath and some self love or if the people in your life are genuinely assholes.

Basic Bitch

A bum-ass woman who think she the shit but really ain't 

Example #1 If you step up in the club with them fresh heals on, cold done, and the back of yo ankles ashy.. yous a basic bitch 

Example #2 if you walk like a bitch, talk like a bitch and get mad when somebody call u a bitch... you a basic bitch 

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Get Stoopid

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Stream It:

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Lex has really been enjoying this wonderful series on netflix called fringe.  It is a science fiction series and it is wild.  The series follows Olivia Dunhm played by Anna Torv, Peter Bishop played by Joshua Jackson, and Walter Bishop played by John Noble.  They all work for the FBI in a division called Fringe.  Fringe uses fringe science and FBI investigative techniques to investigate a series of unexplained occurrences.  I mean strange things that happen that you ain't gonna see on the news kinda shit such as, walking through time, opening doorways to parallel universes, and so much more.  This is a great series to watch straight through because there is so much going on and every season connects something with the new series and it is a really AWESOME story.  The characters do a great job acting and really making you care for each of them.   Def worth watching.

Website:

Here's a great website that I believe may be our new favorite website, it’s called 

AGoodMovietoWatch.com.  Pretty self explanatory it gives you a variety of different movies to watch rather than just making a guess on Netflix or whatever streaming system you are using. Pretty useful!  It gives you their ratings of the movie as well as gives you the links to places like rotten tomatoes so you can read different reviews of the movie. It gives a small description so you know what its about and you can rate the movie yourself after you've watched it.  Once you pick a movie, you can use this site called CanIStreamIt.com to find out if and where you can stream the movie.  These two go hand in hand, we love it.  Thank you internet.

Movie:

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The movie we picked out was extremely bizarre its called Mr. Nobody and we found it off the a good movie to watch website.  It streams off of Netflix.  It stars Jared Leto.  Basically the movie is about the realm of all possibilities depending on our choices. Mr. Nobody felt like a pivotal time in his life was when his parents split up and he had to make the decision on which parent to chose to go with.  The movie goes on to show the outcomes of all possible choices and all possible futures.  

App:

Run Keeper

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This app helps you to keep track of how far you've actually ran so you don't let yourself give up before your goals.

Smegma

Smegma is a waxy like white stuff that is on the uncircumcised penis, and if not cleaned daily it will get very cake like and start to smell.

"Your smegma smells"

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Jar Salads are easy and delicious

Lately I've been noticing that several different people on my social media sights are prepping their meals for the whole week in one day.  Every time I see them posting pictures of their organized little tupperware's, jars, and foil baking tins I feel a certain envy for that kind of organization and dedication to their diets.  I always tell myself that I am just not "that" kind of person and that I'd never be able to have the time to organize a whole weeks worth of dinners in one night, it seems like a daunting task.  

One day I was doing my morning routine and stumbled across a blog thekitchn.com and the main theme for the day was how to make a jar salad.  I thought "now what a great idea for work lunches".  I do massage for a living and most of the time you can't leave or it's not affordable to leave and get lunch, but doing massage makes me so hungry so I've gotta pack a lunch. I am always looking for new ideas and treats for my lunch so it's less boring and these jar salads really perked my interest.  I decided to try a few.  My sweetie Kala calls these Jalads.  She's been making them for her lunch for awhile now.

One of the best tips I have ever received is to wash my produce as soon as I bring it in from the store before I put it away in the fridge.  It saves me so much time in the long run. Because of that little tip the salad jars were super easy and quick to make.  I started off with a very simple salad.  On the bottom I used this dressing that I got from Costco called Miso dressing  (it is THE BOMB dressing), next I put little tomatoes and diced cucumbers, then in went the quinoa. I suggest quinoa for any and all salads it is packed with protein and it is delicious,  next I put in this salad mix that i also got from costco because it has spinach, kale, and chard now that's a healthy salad mix.

 I love cheese! Oh I love all sorts of different cheeses I love goat cheese, I love feta cheese, I love blue cheese, I love gureyere, I love Brie and well you get the picture so on top of the salad mix I added some feta cheese.  I made four jars on my first try. I was so happy the next morning when I was getting ready for work and my lunch was already ready to go and when lunch time came I was in Salad heaven.  It was so good I had to do a happy dance.

 On my next attempt at jar salads I made 8 of them, we've been having at least one salad a day now and it feels great!  It's perfect for the kids because it is already pre made so they can just take out the jar, shake the salad, and then put it in a bowl.   I came up with  three different recipes for the jar salads, that way you can always have a few different options.

Kale Salad.  I got this recipe from a local health food store called Mana.  It is super healthy and super good.  My two year old loves it.

First I make the dressing:

Oil
Braggs (or soy sauce)
Lemon
Sweet Thai Chili Sauce
salt

You put the dressing on the bottom of the jar
Next I add little tomatoes and cucumbers
add the quinoa
Sunflower seeds
cranberries or golden raisins
shredded carrots
chopped Kale

Mais is a salad dressing making genius.  Her salads are sooo delicious so here's one of her favorite recipes.

Dressing:

Oil
Vinegar
A little bit of Miso Dressing
A fruit she's been using pear

Blend these ingredients up

Dressing goes on the bottom
Carrots
shredded beets
snap peas
salad mix
Fetta cheese


Chef Salad

In the bottom of the jar add whichever dressing you'd prefer.  For whatever reason I love ranch on my chefs salad but that's just me.

add the tomatoes
olives sliced
salad mix
Hard boiled egg chopped
bacon
Ham
Shredded swiss cheese

If you're a veggie you could use tofu instead of ham and there is some really great tempeh bacon in place of the bacon.

I prefer bringing my croutons in a separate bag because they tend to get soggy in the jar.

I think I might be on to something here, maybe pre making isn't as hard as I thought.  Who knows maybe I'll be pre-making dinners next. I guess I just might be becoming "one of those people" hahahahaha. Thank you for stopping by the blog.  Enjoy!

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